“A man’s reach must exceed his grasp or what’s a metaphor?”—Marshall McLuhan
21 posts since last digest
1. OFFER: used rhinoceros, white/dead/horn sawn off (you haul, pickup on doorstep, Kruger neighborhood)
2. OFFER: old KKK regalia, some staining/orange marks, nice for “rug rat” future Grand Dragon/Imperial Wizard (Zion's Crossroads)
3. OFFER: box of old poetry books, Marzials, Coogler, Pulitzer, some markup, signature of prior owner, take all or none (University Ave)
4. OFFER: old skull, New Guinea, nineteenth century, nice for beginner phrenologist/anthropologist, no teeth (Lombroso Ave)
5. OFFER: gold star medal of Hero of the Soviet Union, tarnished, free to Progressive home (Petersburg)
6. OFFER: non-working submachine gun (Maschinenpistole 40), WW II memento, may need new bolt, no ammo, seldom used since Stalingrad (Manassas)
7. OFFER: Clozapine capsules, 500 mg, for hallucinations, past expiry date (Walnut)
8. OFFER: classic European-style dildo, purple color, strap frayed, otherwise OK (Downtown)
9. OFFER: crate of used MAGA hats, red, some tear-staining, extra-large size (Albemarle House Drive)
10. OFFER: framed photograph of rappers Lil’ Tsetse and Mama Ebola at Custer Arena getting unvaccinated (Vinegar Hill)
11. OFFER: Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson Commemorative Wedding Mug, handle broke off but could be glued (Buckingham)
12. TAKEN: vintage Pam & Tommy and Cosby Show VHS tapes, with parental warning (Memory Lane)
13. WANTED: 10,000 feet of barbed wire for art project, new or used (Moscow Heights)
14. OFFER: free book, Rumsfeld's Rules: Leadership Lessons in Business, Politics, War, and Life. By Donald Rumsfeld (Senior Center)
15. TAKEN: used rhinoceros, white/dead/horn sawn off (you haul, pickup on doorstep, Kruger neighborhood)
16. OFFER: self-driving Tesla automobile, scratch-and-dent, needs new owner, no warranty (Chrysler subdivision)
17. OFFER: Clean Barely Used BDSM Flogs & Whips. Like-new condition. Would love to see them find a good home (Downtown)
18. TAKEN: crate of used MAGA hats, red, some tear-staining, extra-large size (Albemarle House Drive)
19. TAKEN: Clozapine capsules, 500 mg, for hallucinations, past expiry date (Walnut)
20. TAKEN: gold star medal of Hero of the Soviet Union, tarnished, free to Progressive home (Petersburg)
21. WANTED: ammo for Schmeisser gun, quad stack 60 round magazines (G Street SW)