Genghis Khan died on August 25, 1227,
mourned (?) by some 600 wives,
and at his grave the Mongols immolated thirty maidens.
Eight hundred years later, half of humankind reportedly descend from him.
In the year 2827, it would be but just
If half the world sprang from the loins of Elon Musk,
at whose sepulchre let ’Mericans now resolve
to decommission thirty virgin replicants.
It's never too soon to firm up such funeral plans!
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