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The Red Maple


In Lieu of an Introduction
. . . he recommended to all those who might be impressed with a sense of their importance to bury a copy or copies of each work properly...


A Bag of Hammers
There’s always something you have to say.


Just Right
Past and future live in our minds


Prix Fixe
Many of our customers give it a whirl.


In Brief
Standing at that door, I wait.


The Spirit of the Staircase
Despite what happens, thus, I write.
It helps me pass the time of night.


Why I write the things I call poems
A reconstruction of Hekataios's world in Wikipedia. “A boar was in the mountain and he did many terrible things to the Psophidians.” —Hekataios of Miletus (ca. 550–476 BCE) This is prose that time has turned into poetry. Everything's transforming itself, right under our noses. Boar and PsophidiIans are long gone, yet here they are. In my closet hang neckties and a bespoke suit I'll never wear again. But I don't discard them either. They have their stories, and perhaps s


Ingenium
The sown whirlwind bears no fruit


The Cyclist in the Apple Tree
Grab an umbrella, keep it furled
—even the rain now makes no sense!


God's Hooks
All manner of things might well be well.
But if they’re aren't, how would we tell?


Satan Fakes a Bow
Effecting a more perfect union
Is what it's all about—


Too Fierce to Mention
Some things are just too fierce to mention
But I mention them here anyway!


Nothing New under the Sun
Artificial intelligence is nothing new.
It's natural wisdom that's vanished from view.


The Bagatelle
The sun has spots, a leopard, too.


Pickle Juice
A plurality of congers calls for bouillabaisse!


Acédie
Miracle Whip in the Great Depression!


Sure You Do
Found things have guided my life—


Il ritorno di Edipo in patria
There are a million poets in the United States,
All lined up waiting at the Pearly Gates.


The Right Side of History
Jesting Pilate, it's no joke,
right side up the family yoke!


The Arms Allowed
I might be an idiot, but I’m not a fool!


Mugwump of the Final Hour
You call this “nonsense history”?
And so it is—but made of words, must be!


86'd
You did not promise overmuch, Parent . . .


Buy the Rumor, Sell the News
Don't try to catch a falling knife!


No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
No matter how good you are, you're never good enough.


NoMo SoHo
This is our stop now—the Skivalocene.


Not without Mustard
“Not without mustard, good Lord, not without mustard.”


For the Birds
Once built a mighty tower for the birds.
But coming there, they came up with no words.


Fireside Chat
· Chatbots gather around my knee.
· Hear your loving grandpa’s plea.


O Fortuna, imperatrix mundi
Fortune, the Goliards knew, rules the world.


Spuyten Duyvil
Replacing truth with meretricious farts


The Saints Go Marching In
Just be quite sure that we can say:
“They fake things fairer now today!”


Speaking in Tongues
We sidled among the yawping grownups,
Hoping to score some of the pastry treats . . .


On Perusing a Century of Poetry in The New Yorker, 1925–2025, edited by Kevin Young*
But how could they omit the mighty lines of Samuel Hoffenstein!


Raising the Ante
Sure, you know, it’s wasted whining!


The Yoberati
Though short on liberty and fraternity
We have descended to equality—


The Fall of Carthage
Famous figures in the Cloud
Do their best with what’s allowed.


Temoignage
Nemeses don’t take kindly to dictation


Aught, the Shillourokambos Cat
In the Aceramic Neolithic, humans were still just newly tamed.


Memory, that Gulfy Sea
Flog your vermilion blood . . .


The First Word
As we were saying yesterday . . .


Struldbruggery
Computers are only paperclips on stilts.


Elegant Variation
Give us a break, immortal gods!


Haruspex
. . . the liver is the seat of doubt


The Year of the Four Emperors: A Cautionary Tale
Empires still had many millennia to go.


Childe Donald to the Dark Tower Came
Renounce the old, then, flaunt the damnèd new!


News
Don't ever listen to the news.


Allhallowtide
. . . on our phones, the shit-faced dead
Squeak and gibber beside each bed.


Amor fati
So seek excuses, giving up the ghost?


Ah bon ?
The quotidian leaves me queasy!


A New Head
He dreamed that a kindly
sword-wielding god cut off his head
and replaced it with an exact replica.
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